Not gonna happen. I got older, which is Good.
I did not get sick enough to see the doctors, which is Good. I did not marry, divorce, travel, get a degree, go back to school, get pregnant, attend any weddings, funerals, graduations, or reunions. I did not get arrested and jugged. I did not go bankrupt nor win a lottery. I did not take up a hobby. I did not get another pet. Hmm ... whole lotta more "I did not ..."
Pray tell, how does one update their profile with "I did not ..."?