Without the rant, I sort of agree with Laura. There are many profiles that are private that could be Open or at least Private with a Public Family Tree.
IMHO, if a person is on a publicly available record such as the U.S. Census (1850-1940), or other country census, public birth records, public telephone books, FindAGrave, etc., their name and familial relationships are already "out there". Of course, we need to protect some information with stricter privacy settings, but generally, Private with a Public Family Tree is restrictive enough, and Private with a Public Biography and Family Tree is better. These two settings help limit the creation of duplicate profiles while still protecting the privacy of the individual.
It might help to details the different Private settings. They are:
Private: Red icons mean the information can only be viewed by the Trusted List. This includes Gender, Formal First Name, Nicknames, and family relationships such as Spouses, Siblings, and Children, as well as the Personal Memories section.
Private with a Public Family Tree: Exactly like Private profiles except that the person's Family Tree is public. Since they're connected, this also means the Gender and DNA test connections are public.
The person's family members will still be private unless they have public family trees. For example, if their mother is Private it will say "private mother" on the person's profile and family tree views.
Private with a Public Biography and Family Tree: Like the above, but with the text of the profile (including the Biography and Sources sections) and the tree public.